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Rotary Club of Kowloon Golden Mile
九龍金域扶輪社
Chartered 25 February 1987 - Web site launched 9 June 1997
See our District Awards for 2006/2007
The liveliest & friendliest Rotary Club in Hong Kong
(OK, so we're a little crazy too but, hey, it gets pretty hot & humid in these parts !!)
(If you don't have a sense of humour, you better try this before
proceeding)
We meet at 12:30 p.m.
(Big hand on Mickey, little hand on Donald)
every Wednesday
(except public holidays)
at the
Holiday Inn Golden Mile,
50 Nathan Road (corner Mody Road),
Tsimshatsui, Kowloon,
Hong Kong.
Want to try telling the taxi driver the address in Cantonese ?? Just say:
"Chim Sar Choy, Gum Wick Gar Yat Jow Dim"
(The driver should stop laughing after about 5 minutes, after which he will probably drive
you to Mongolia. While you're there, we highly recommend the Yak gumbo!)
(Click on the speaker
to hear how it's supposed to sound!)
So, you never ask for directions, huh ? OK, tough guy, here's a map !
~~ The Cast of Characters ~~
President:
Vincent Lam
(Audio)
Vice-President:
Neerja Sujanani
(Audio)
Secretary:
Brian Hodgson
(Audio)
Treasurer:
Rajiv Makhija
(Audio)
President-Elect:
John Hirsch
(Audio)
Other Club Directors:
Terrence Annamunthodo,
Alfonso Ballesteros,
PP Patricia Blair,
IPP Carola Chard,
PP Elissa Cohen,
Sunny Dass,
Anouk Hatzakorzian,
Edwin Poon,
PP Ebe Tung,
PP Silva Yeung.
See a list of Club Directors by position for
2008/2009!
(See a photo and a video
taken at a typical Bored, er sorry, Board meeting, or see
a photo of our beloved President, taken during her early years !)
Sergeant-At-Arms: Andy Mahtani
(Audio)
(See photos of our Sergeant with his assistants in action, as babies and today,
or see some of the punishment subjected upon
our members!)
Other Members:
Yatish Aron,
Ashok Assomull,
Romu Bellani,Clarissa Bellstedt,
Balu Chainrai,
Michael Chan,
Geoffrey Cheng,
Diana Chou,
Manu Chulani,
PP Raju Daswani,
Pico Dialdas,
Liam Drake,
PP David Harilela,
Martin Kleinschmidt,
Leigh Kennedy,
Miranda Kong,
Jochen Krug,
PP Joseph Kwan,
PP Nanu Lachman,
PP Cassidy Lam,
Serena Law,
June Liau,
Norman Liu,
Susie Misini,
Thomas Mo,
Ben Pasco,
Jagdish Pursram,
PP M.V. Ramadasan,
Kumar Ramanathan,
PDG Dipo Sani,
Jane Singer,
Ashok Sandarangani,
Kenneth So,
Mazhar Sultana,
Chris Tan,
PP Louis Thomas,
Notan Tolani,
PP C.K. Tsang,
PP Bryan Van Dale,
Kaanta Vasandani,
Syson Wong,
Tim Wong,
Diana Yeung.
Current Active Membership:
59
Prospective Members:
Positions Vacant!
Honorary Members: Sir David Akers-Jones, CP
Chandru Parmanand
Club Advisor: PP Larry Parmanand (Rotary Club of Kowloon) (Audio)
Club Shrinks: Dr. Ruth, Dr.
Hannibal Lecter and Dr. Strangelove.
~~ Past Presidents ~~
(a.k.a. "The Rogues Gallery" !)
Charter President Chandru Parmanand, 1988/89 Robin Ching, 1989/90 Emmanuel Samuel,
1990/91 Dipo Sani, 1991/92 Hans Schult
(RIP), 1992/93 Louis Thomas, 1993/94 Vince Pinto,
1994/95 C.K.Tsang, 1995/96 Irene O'Shea, 1996/97 Joseph Kwan, 1997/98 Bryan Van Dale,
1998/99 Raju Daswani, 1999/00 M.V. Ramadasan, 2000/01 Cassidy Lam, 2001/02 Ebe Tung ,
2002/03 Nanu Lachman, 2003/04 Patricia Blair, 2004/05 Silva Yeung,
2005/06 Elissa Cohen,2006/07 David Harilela, 2007/08
Carola Chard.
~~ Our Meetings ~~
(Remember we meet 12:30 p.m. Wednesdays at the Holiday Inn Golden Mile)
We conduct our meetings in English (well, OK, it's really
"Chinglish"), but
our members speak Cantonese, Mandarin, Banana, Indian (Hindi, Sindhi & Apache),
German, French, Spanish, Danish, Australian, Klingon, Um-Foo-Foo and Swahili.
(OK, so we lied about the Swahili!)
Our club has a balanced percentage of Chinese, Indian and Western members, and
we are extremely proud that about 20% of our membership are ladies.
(We had to say that, OK? Anyway, somebody has to keep the guys in line !!)
The "Westerners" include some Australians, Englishmen,
Scotsmen
and a Canadian,
but, since we are such tolerant people, we even allowed some Germans, Americans,
an Irishman and other
people with terrible dress sense and silly dances to join,
but we accept absolutely no responsibility for their unruly behaviour !
By the way, the average age of our members is 50, but if we don't count PP Louis, it's only 35 !
Lunch is only HK$230 (US$29) per person (cash, major credit cards, baseball cards and
food stamps accepted), for a 3 course meal (regular, vegetarian
or intravenous
menu).
This low price includes one standard drink (beer, wine, popular spirits, soft drinks,
Mad Dog 20/20, rocket fuel, castor oil and something which looks remarkably
like grandma's hooch, but without those endearing lumpy bits).
Great guest speakers every week (OK, OK, not counting those rare times when we
let PP Louis Thomas tell corny jokes, which nobody ever understands!).
We meet right in the heart of the Golden Mile shopping area, directly above
Tsimshatsui
MTR station, and we have no enforced dress code !
So, what are you waiting for, huh??
Take some Prozac, then come on down!
Hong Kong Government Health Warning
Mentioning the TV series "Hogan's Heroes" at our meetings is hazardous to your
health.
(Our President moves quickly and she has a ballistic gavel. Be afraid. Be very afraid !)
~~ Invitation ~~
Visiting Rotarians and their guests are most welcome to attend our meetings,
but don't say you haven't been warned !!
Hear comments from previous visitors to our club: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12
Ask for your free copy of the world's first, environmentally friendly, Rotary 'Preserve Planet Earth'
Banner Postcard which is also our virtual club banner. Send one from the KGM Post Office!
Although we certainly do not want to unduly influence your decision to visit
our club, especially the red-blooded males out there, we thought you
might like to take a peek at our Welcome Committee !!
(OK ladies, we didn't forget about you. There's something special for you
too!)
Want to join KGM? Take our 6 part aptitude test (50% pass rate required): A | B |
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If you pass our gruelling test, why not complete our on-line Membership Information Form?
~~ Our Club Motto ~~
"Let's really help the needy in our community but, hey, there's no reason
why we can't have a truck-load of fun while we're doing it!"
By the way, since our club is fairly small, we only have a 3-Way Test:
1) Is it cheap ?
2) Is it fun ?
3) Will anybody find out ?
~~ What's On ~~
Next Lunch Speaker:
President Vincent
12:30 p.m. Wednesday 15 October 2008
Topic: "Club Assembly"
Future Guest Speakers
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Next Club Fellowship: TBA
7:00 p.m. Saturday ?? October 2008
Venue: TBA
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Next Annual Ball:
The Decadent Shanghai 30's
7:30 p.m. Saturday 30 May 2009
Venue: Grand Hyatt Hotel, Wanchai North.
~~ Vox Populi ~~
(For the Latin impaired, this means "Voice of the People"!)
Thanks for visiting. Before you go, please sign or view our guestbook!
(When you get to the guestbook, scroll down to see other messages.)
Questions, comments, insults or death threats about this web site?
E-mail our Webmaster/CICO PP Vince Pinto who
will be happy to respond.
(After he takes his medication and the authorities release him!)
If you prefer, you can leave a voice message.
Our snail mail address: (for the dinosaurs out there without e-mail!)
The Rotary Club of Kowloon Golden Mile,
P.O. Box 98129 Tsimshatsui,
Hong Kong.
(Um, but if they don't have internet access, how will they know ?? Duh !)
~~ Inspiration ~~
"Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt
and dance like nobody's watching !"
(Leroy "Satchel" Paige)
~~ Special Disclaimer ~~
1. No animals, trees, children or elderly folk were harmed in producing this web site.
(However four boisterous cats were
temporarily sedated and paw-cuffed to each other !)
2. Opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of Club Directors, Members
or anybody else from this solar system.
(The Webmaster is from the Planet Fubar!)
3. Any resemblance of images to actual persons living, dead or possibly just
comatose is entirely intentional !
Standard Disclaimer
~~ Our Fearless Webmaster ~~
(We call him Web Monster behind his back, but don't tell him, OK ?)
(Click on the image for a sound bite!)
Please don't mess with the Webmaster, 'coz he knows Kung-Fu and seven more Chinese words!
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(1997-2007 for the Roman numeral impaired.)
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